"Everyone's going to know anyway," he said.
"They will not," Sean declared. "So you can't say anything, don't even mention it, don't even think about it," and while Chris thought that might be a bit of a problem, Sean looked so bloody serious about the damn thing.
"Fine," said Chris neutrally. "I swear to fucking god I will not mention the Biggerstaff kilt and what may or may not be underneath it, nor will I even think about it. Ever. Not that I actually care anyway."
"That's right," Sean said, and resumed re-buttoning his shirt.